The Birch Show.

One call for hometown hookup. All right. Voice disguised or no? Voice disguise and fake name. Okay. Which I think Wendy designated as Amber because she said that's not at Horish. I'm not horish. This is not horish. This doesn't even count, like Jen said, this doesn't even count towards your number. It's somebody that you've hooked up with before. It's recycling. Yeah, the count stays the same. And this is easy. It's good. It's good for yourself. It's good for the environment. It should get some once a year. Hey, Amber. How are you? Good. How are you guys doing? Good. All right. You got a shirt thing lined up when you go home this weekend. Well, I don't know i've three possibilities so i'm really excited what okay i don't know which one maybe i don't know

let's let's clearly define what hometown hookup is before you talk about potentially who you're

hooking up with this weekend the hometown hookup is somebody that you always hook up with when you

go back home it's like a sure thing.

He knows what's going on. You know what's going on. And you just show up. You guys, you know,

spend two hours in a bar and then you go do it. Mm-hmm. Well, none of them are sure things,

but I broke up with my boyfriend that I was with for like two years, about six weeks ago.

Okay.

And I don't, I don't know, ever, we're all friends with the same people, and I just feel like I need fresh territory.

You know what I mean?

Because my ex-boyfriend knows everybody I know down here.

So I've, some of the guys, like the three, I don't know. One of them will, is my brother's friend, and I've never hooked up with him. I've always thought he was really hot and had like a secret crush on him. And he's supposed to pick me up today at the airport. Oh, that's cool. Okay. That's potential. But you've never been there before, though. So that's not a sure thing. Because he's older and like, when your kid, that's cool. Okay, good sign. Potential. But you've never been there before, though.

So that's not a sure thing.

Because he's older, and like when we're kids, it's not that much older now, but when we're younger, it's little older with my brother's friend, but I've always had a crush on him. Okay. He's picking up my brother, but my brother's like, it's an hour after mine, so I'm going to have, like, like an hour to hang out with the airport.

So this guy's going to pick you up at the airport

and you've got an hour after mine, so I'm going to have like an hour to hang out with him at the airport. So this guy's going to pick you up at the airport, and you've got an hour before your brother gets in just to, like, set the whole thing up for later in the weekend? I'm hoping. I mean, he doesn't know this is my plan, but he seems like I'm his best friend's little sister, so he's never approached me, but I can kind of tell. You know what I mean? Are you wearing something hot on the plane? Yes. I have a really cute off and on. I'm ready. So if they call it Mile High Club in the plane, what are they called in the airport? Touchdown. You're going to have to ask that congressman who's going to trouble for tapping his foot. All right. So if he doesn't work out, then, who's contested number two? Okay. This guy, I hooked up with him a little bit. You know, we actually went to a senior prom together, but we were always just friends and just messed down a little bit. But I kind of feel like he's the one of that get away, you know, and I wish we weren't just friends in high school. So, but we are actually, we have plans tomorrow for breakfast before, like, the big family meal, you know, so he doesn't know. He thinks, oh, we're still great friends, but I actually want to see if more can happen, you know. Depending on what happens with Big Brother on Thursday, or on today. I guess so. I want to, like, have as many chances as I can. I don't know which one is going to. Options. I don't know. I think it's smart playing the odds. It's a numbers game here. You know what? That's what's wrong with women is they just throw it out there to every available guy and see which guy is interested. Like the guys aren't special to them. They're just pieces of meat. I wish that trend happened 16 years ago. Too bad. It's really hot. It's a hot trend now. I'm not going to just like throw it out, but I definitely have crushes on these guys you know so I want to see which

one it's gonna you know have we even established what city we're talking about yet oh I'm going

back to New York I'm from New York okay and who is the third guy well uh on Friday night a group

of friends that we're going out and one of them is um this guy and again I've always thought he's hot but I've never

done anything with him and he's like we're never close friends but we've known each other since

high school and I just I don't know I want to see how he's been looking the past you know a couple

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