43. An Intruder Intrudes

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Look out! You can’t lock the door! Nothing stops this stranger, and gosh, that’s the rough stuff about it, when you get down to the Story’s bitter truth. Love your loved ones, because tomorrow, by the Story’s fickle whims, you may not love them anymore. One day, you may wake up, and only love puzzles, and that’s who you are now. Oh, what sinister winds the Story blows this week. Wear a hat! Invocation Psalm: “Brain Meat, Brain Meat” Liturgical Reading: “An Intruder Intrudes” Concluding Prayer Tuesday is the day the Story has set aside for us. If you don’t love the Story on a Tuesday you might as well never love again.

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0:00.0	Today, dear congregation, we celebrate a figure known through all human history and favored by the story.
0:30.0	We bow, we lay our heads flat, and we spread our stinkers wide. today we celebrate the intruder the story must be told
0:45.2	the intruder is an uninvited guest the The intruder is a shadow.
0:55.0	The intruder is the master and the intrudee, the disciple.
1:00.0	Lay out a welcome mat so that the intruder might wipe his or her feet
1:07.0	before taking a shit in your toilet. Don't wash your dishes and don't scrub your floors.
1:15.6	The intruder is here to destroy what you own. So lend a hand. Rip open your trash. Piss your yellows
1:25.9	and pinks in the recycling. Keep your teeth mossy and your
1:30.3	stinky brown crust, crusty. The intruder destroys those who destroy themselves, for it
1:38.3	admires us creatures of negligence. Steve, the penitent, please approach the pulpit and share with us a psalm.
1:55.0	Brain meat, brain meat.
1:59.0	Love its juice, its hefty girth. Brain meat, brain meat. Love its juice, its hefty girth.
2:02.6	Brain meat, brain meat. When it dies, I'm gonna hurt.
2:07.6	The doctor put me in a tube and shined her light on me.
2:12.6	Camera snapped and she said, oh, at a gross discovery. Guess I had a sibling I consumed inside
2:21.3	the womb, but didn't eat all the way, or in my skull he bloomed. Tiny little arms, vainy
2:30.3	little feet, sharp little nails, stabbed into my meat.
2:36.0	Chomping on my nerves, supping on my goo.
2:40.0	As my smarts they waned, his fetal form, it grew.
2:45.0	Brain meat, brain meat, love the taste of bloody treat.
2:50.0	Brain meat, brain meat, eat it down, but be discreet.
2:55.6	Dr. Gara San, slid my scalp from my dome, and when she saw my sibling, his hand
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