429. Germany or Florida

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined over long, long distance by G.R. Dad.
0:16.0	Hi. It's a very long cable that connects us. Like thousands of miles.
0:21.1	Oh my God.
0:21.9	Undersea cable.
0:23.9	I am in Germany.
0:26.2	Ingo is in Florida.
0:28.3	What is wrong with this picture?
0:29.8	Why am I not in Germany and you in Florida?
0:33.6	To be fair, you were in Germany yesterday.
0:35.8	Yes.
0:37.3	But you were also in Germany. That was pretty cool. I know. But for a while, you were in Germany yesterday. Yes. But you were also in Germany.
0:38.6	That was pretty cool.
0:40.0	But for a while, you were in Germany and I was in Florida.
0:43.5	That's true, but we didn't podcast then.
0:45.4	That would be the normal state of things.
0:47.8	Now it's just bizarre a world.
0:50.1	I think we tried, but you had so much to drink that you couldn't type letters in word shapes
0:55.8	when I was like, hey, are we going to podcast?
0:58.6	That was not my finest hour.
1:01.7	Or my awakeest.
1:03.4	Do you know the game, Germany or Florida?
1:06.1	No, is it actually a game?
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