#4288 You're As Cold As Iceland

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke tries to figure out why everyone in Iceland hates him in this final installment of the TBTL Travel Guide: Curing Lonely Planet-ness.

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0:00.0	I will come to you house I will go to your refrigerator fridge your
0:05.8	refrigerator I will take your butter out of your fridge I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes.
0:17.6	And I force you to watch me
0:20.6	while I eat all your butter.
0:23.2	You will beg and cry and say,
0:25.4	no, don't eat all our butter.
0:27.8	We need for Christmas.
0:29.3	I will say, ha ha, not my problem. And take the empty bottle, I will throw it on the stairway.
0:38.0	I will go home.
0:39.0	T. T. B. T. T. L.
0:45.0	Guess what day it is.
0:47.0	Guess what day it is.
0:50.0	It's Friday.
0:51.0	It's Friday.
0:52.0	We're going to get down on Friday. It's Friday. It's going to get down on Friday.
0:55.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:57.0	For $20, I can tell you a lot of things.
1:00.0	For 30 I can tell you more.
1:02.0	And for 50, I can tell you more and for 50 I can tell you everything
1:05.3	It's kind of weird. I feel like I'm being interrogated, but by someone who doesn't really want to know anything important
1:10.3	For the sake of customer service try try to chill up, my mom.
1:13.5	Oh my God, man, we have seen some shit we ain't never seen before.
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