#4283 The Ballad Of Beth Debbie

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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TBTL Friendo Cassie joins the show from Oakland to talk about the new Cabbage Patch Kid in her life and to share listener stories about Cabbage Patch Kids of yesteryear.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Anne from Seattle, and I am really excited for the Cabbage Patch show.
0:04.5	My family started getting Cabbage Patch kids one year after the craze when people were stealing
0:10.5	them out if they other shopping cart.
0:13.0	And I had two, Betty and Noel.
0:15.5	My sister had probably 15 or so,
0:18.3	Lori, Janet, Beatrice, Laney, Omar.
0:21.3	She got one that didn't come with adoption papers who got named Big Boy and many others that I don't remember their names.
0:28.0	But anyway, one afternoon you had them set up on the couch all lined up organized to, I don't know, I guess watch TV.
0:36.7	And my dad came home from work and he would often sit on the couch after work, but I remember he stepped in the door, glanced at the
0:46.0	cabbage patch kids, took his head and sat on the floor.
0:50.9	And that is when I realized that the cabbage patch kids called the shots at my house. Power out.
0:56.0	T. T.T.B.M.
1:00.0	Guess what day it is!
1:05.0	It is!
1:07.0	It's Friday, Friday,
1:09.0	Gonna get down on Friday.
1:11.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:14.3	W. Kuguvela!
1:15.7	Skats, scats, scabblywaffe.
1:18.8	There's nothing classier than boring jazz music.
1:21.2	Was my underwear showing when I was climbing down the tree?
1:23.0	I wore my Thursdays because my Saturdays had a case of the Mondays, if you know what I mean.
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