#4281 A Real Ship Show

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to get an update on the TBTL friendship bracelets and to hear some listener voicemails involving hookworms, dirty-minded grandmas, and a mortifying bathroom experience that will haunt us all forever.

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0:00.0	Today I was babysitting and one of the kids said what's on your shirt and I said that's a
0:06.6	big dog the most powerful American figure from the mid-80s to the 90s, the influence of which you'll never
0:14.8	see matched in your lifetime, not a fucking chance. Now watch out, because it's time to party.
0:23.4	TBTL.
0:26.6	I am brave.
0:31.2	roller coasters love them.ary movies, I've seen
0:34.0	Ghostbusters like seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have
0:37.4	only recently been gentrified. So yeah, pretty much not afraid of
0:40.9	anything.
0:41.9	Do do baa baa da. Skidididit, do da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
0:45.3	Do da da. Y, yo, yo, y'o.
0:46.9	I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life.
0:50.2	Stone Cold Steve Austin, and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin
0:56.8	Make sure your bathroom really has got a toilet that's way too high and kind of big
1:00.4	Also two plungers.
1:02.4	Two plungers says it all. No, you're going to tell a story. I don't believe that I can bear to listen to another one of your stories right now.
1:12.0	You little... one of your stories right now. You know people often come up to me and they say
1:17.0	Andrew whatever happened to the beads and I say bees beads bees bees bees bees
1:29.2	bees beeds beeds hello everybody welcome to a Wednesday edition of t.
1:31.4	My name is Andrew Walsh.
1:33.1	I will be hosting today.
1:34.5	He might be a little fat.
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