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where we'll be hanging out

talking about how they did

Anikonda wrong in this movie.

I got super high today,

but I'm just now realizing

we're three days away from 420.

Like, we got almost

two stone to podcast today

and not three days from now.

I mean, we could do it then, too, Paige.

I was trying to think of who John Boyce sounded like,

and I realized that it's Marlon Brando and the Godfather.

And then any time he spoke, I just kept hearing,

You come on me on the damn my Anaconda's wedding.

And I couldn't stop like it.

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin.

My Anacada don't want none unless it's ice cube, son.

I'm Paige.

And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I didn't prepare a freestyle rap for this section.

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