427 - Primate
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🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
“There are two chimps inside me.”
This week's scariest movie is... Primate. This film has everything: Mongoose Betrayals, capital-P prison sentences, And hero-chimp eulogies. If you love botched primate Googles, full-Congo speech pads, and Die Hard chimp energy, this episode's for you!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by the following patrons, Min, Jason, Madeline, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Allie, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know your love, or your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group subreddit or Discord server, well, we'll be talking about is chimps human daily. So right as they were about to leave the ship, |
| 0:21.7 | red gets pulled aside by security |
| 0:23.2 | and you're like, oh my God, is red talking about is chimps human daily? So right as they were about to leave the ship, Red gets pulled |
| 0:22.3 | aside by security and you're like, oh my God, is Red in cruise jail? And the rest of them just left |
| 0:26.9 | to catch their flights. So yeah, so last week was Brocruz. Now it's Operation Wedding Dress. And it's like |
| 0:33.7 | my favorite mini TV shows that just happened in like 140 characters at a time. |
| 0:39.7 | And I'm obsessed with that. |
| 0:40.8 | Welcome back to Paige explains threads to an old man. |
| 0:55.8 | Thank you. So you see a monkey who. Oh, too soon, Paige. |
| 0:57.2 | Too soon. |
| 1:00.1 | Thank you for tuning into HorrorVurge, and I'm Paige. |
| 1:05.3 | And I'm your monkey, Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. |
| 1:07.9 | And this week, Paige made us watch. |
| 1:09.1 | Prime Age. |
| 1:28.7 | It was actually Mikey. Mikey made you watch this and was supposed to be here but could not make it work schedule wise, but did pick the movie. So that was kind of fun. I do feel like it was a bit of a dick move for him to pick a movie. And then just like, nah, I don't even want to record. Sorry, I'm out. Yeah, I'm good. I don't want to do it. I can't make the time. |
| 1:41.0 | To be clear, he really did want to do it and just could not because of work. That's what he said. Yeah. And I believe him. But, Paige, this has to be the first time you saw it. It just came out in January. It just came out. Yes. |
| 1:41.6 | This was the first time. |
| 1:43.0 | Same. |
| 1:43.4 | It was not the first time I've seen something bad before all people who tried to own a chimp, though. |
| 1:48.1 | Yeah. January. It just came out. Yes. This was the first time. Same. It was not the first time I've seen |
| 1:45.0 | something bad before all people who tried to own a chimp though. Yeah, the last one I watched about that was a documentary though. Yeah. Although some of the stuff that happened in that movie happened in this movie. Yeah, which considering the amount of stuff that happened in that movie and this movie, I was like, so you're aware. |
| 1:59.6 | You're aware of the pitfalls of owning a chip. |
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