#4271 Show Me The Monkey

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Luke is impressed with the kindness of Ryan Seacrest. Andrew is impressed with the wonders of the University of Washington Surplus Store. And they're both tickled by the audio of a Mariners outfielder talking about his monkeys.

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0:00.0	Hey, did you find everything you were looking for today? Yes, I did, Kevin.
0:04.0	Great. Now will this be cash or card?
0:07.0	I will not be paying for anything today.
0:10.0	Got it, no charge. Now, will you be wanting the extended warranty? I won't be talked into any extended
0:16.3	warranty. Got it. Now if you just punch in your email?
0:19.8	Nor will I be punching in my email address? I won't be talked into any kind of
0:24.4	Best Buy membership card or charge card right but we really do need your email
0:31.0	to keep you up to date about promotion for the Geek Squad not a problem at all
0:35.7	k TBTL
0:39.2	I say wait up, wait up, don't let the fun begin.
0:47.0	That's a tuna bro,
0:48.0	who sc comes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.
0:52.0	Beware of things that cost a dollar 99.
0:53.6	Those are the membership dues for this club that I joined.
0:56.6	The Columbia House Music Club.
0:58.8	Turns out, that wasn't really even a club.
1:01.2	It was just a business for making money.
1:03.0	Although it is how I found my favorite band, various artists of the 80s.
1:07.0	What's you listening to? College music. Ever heard it?
1:11.0	What is this guy trying to do? Is this supposed to be what
1:13.7	Bozo's thinking or saying? What guy is Bozo? Bozo did it?
1:18.6	Bozo did what? Bozo did the dub. How to go?
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