All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

Happy freaking new year, you nut balls. Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. We got a big year planned this year. And of course, it's kicking off with an Emory tour and a bad Christian conference. Now one of the special things we do at the bad Christian conference is throw a concert a show. We already have a venue rented. So we say why not throw an awesome show in this year's is going to be lights out. Of course, Emory is going to play this concert.

But also our friends in the band may are coming and they're going to head on the show. We could not be more excited to have him. Aaron Gillespie is going to play the show and we're going to have a classic crime acoustics set and we're probably announcing some other acts soon, but you get the picture. This is going to be a good one. It's just 20 bucks to come to it. It's in Dallas, Texas on February the 16th Saturday, February 16th. You can get the tickets for that right now by going to bad Christian con dot com.

You can probably also find an Emory music dot com, which is where we have the tickets for Emory on tour with O sleeper and that's going to be all in Florida and a little bit in South Carolina, the Southeast. That's coming up in a few weeks. Go to Emory music dot com. Get your tickets for both of those right now before you can't get them no more.

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Free to do to do to do.

Oh yeah, God showed up. I don't even shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fucking need it. So if you've never done all that you're extra virgin.

No, girl, it's my plan. I showed my good dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest than that.

Three, two, one.

If you're old and you still love the Lord, bad Christian is the podcast for you. If you're young and you don't know what to do, bad Christian is the podcast for you.

Bad Christian. If you're young or if you're old, thank you shout out to all our old. I mean, nothing gives me more pleasure than there's older people that listen, you know,

you did everything with the band. Oh my God. This kids this and kids that there are a lot of listeners that are my age and older and BC club members.

There are 12 year olds huge shout out. There's 12 year olds also, but those are like the bully kids that know all the cuss words and dirty sex positions.

Oh, I know. Like those kids. That is really hilarious to think about the eight year old that listen to the best person pocket. What a shitty little motherfucker that guy.

Yeah, Toby, I got a quick. Toby got a quick bone to pick with you, man. Like I went for kind of a crunch guitar sound and you started doing like a sing along for.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to help or not? I couldn't hear. It was like all I heard was nasal. The nasal later was on. I thought it was a beatbox. I apologize.

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