#4266 Son Of Salmon

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the non-baseball entertainment options at T-Mobile park, including the hot-dog parachutes and the new Salmon Run race. Plus, Luke has discovered a new way to drink his coffee, and he's surprised how good The Jinx 2 is.

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0:00.0	You are a precious beast going about the work that you have chomping on little bugs in the grass.
0:09.0	Look at you go.
0:10.0	Just one after the other, chomping, chomping, chomping other chomping chomping you are a happy little guy that makes me happy
0:19.7	I'm so glad you're here I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad I'm here. What a gift that is to be alive.
0:28.0	If you weren't scared of me, I would, I'd try to be your friend but you probably are.
0:35.0	It should go.
0:39.0	T.B.T.L PTL. Excuse me, who even are you?
0:47.0	Type A, I'm not comfortable, caring, and serious about a relationship I am.
0:53.6	We do not know each other.
0:55.1	This is all happening so fast.
0:57.6	Can I get pregnant from this?
0:59.2	The backstory for that one I thought was like,
1:01.8	you crazy, fret brother. I keep hearing you say
1:06.3	when you do the snort laugh but you got to stop doing the snort laugh and I
1:10.7	don't want you to stop doing the snort laugh. I love the snort laugh. It's a
1:14.5	laugh. I love all the laughs. Mom it's not real. It's a jib jab. Let the
1:21.7	filibustering begin.
1:24.0	Well, all right.
1:26.0	Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just
1:30.7	might be too beautiful to live.
1:33.0	It's an audio files nightmare.
1:35.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
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