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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4262 There's No Crying In Politics!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

A post-game interview with a struggling baseball player has Luke feeling a bit guilty over his own fandom tendencies. It also offers him and Andrew the opportunity to talk about The Human Condition and -- somehow -- the latest jaw-dropping story from the presidential election. Plus, special drink deals are pushing Starbucks employees over the edge. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I know it seems crazy but Tracy and I are totally totally in love.

0:09.0

In love? Yeah, it's serious. She inspires me in ways that Linda never has.

0:15.4

She even wants to read my novel.

0:17.8

But you haven't written your novel.

0:19.4

That's the whole point!

0:20.8

TBTL! point!

0:24.0

TBTL!

0:29.0

Guys, I'm calling you from a karaoke bar bathroom. Somebody just put on Bohemian Rhapsody.

0:32.0

Save me, please.

0:33.7

I have a beta sequence I've been working on.

0:36.1

Would you like to see it?

0:37.1

That's our second Arby's in town.

0:39.6

Some say it's better.

0:40.9

The fries are curlier. Though I wouldn't know it I'm loyal to the original.

0:45.8

We have all the facts on this we need we don't need any more facts in the land of truth my

0:51.6

friend the man with one fact is the king.

0:55.0

Hey, look here, why don't we eat us a few thousand bears and you tell me what's buzzing in the big bad city?

1:02.0

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of

1:07.5

TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:11.3

Let the Great Exterland begin!

1:14.0

My name is Luke Burbank.

1:16.0

I am your host.

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