425: The Deal With Airports

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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When did Hank decide to start going by “Hank”? Why do we have to die? Should I point out to my friend that they missed my birthday? What is your airport advice? Who is driving Saturn? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.5	com.uk-Uk.woundary. That's audible.combe.ukeslestone. You're listening to a complexly podcast.
0:20.7	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:23.4	Or as I prefer to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:25.7	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to BS advice,
0:30.0	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:33.7	Hank.
0:34.3	Yeah, what? Wait, what, what?
0:35.9	I have a dad joke for you.
0:42.1	My pilot, my pilot, our pilot said it today over the intercom,
0:44.0	and I thought it was medium funny.
0:44.6	Okay.
0:47.8	How do you know a dad joke is in fact a dad joke?
0:50.5	Uh, tell me, John.
0:51.8	It should just be apparent.
0:52.6	Yay!
0:57.6	Your pilot said that?
0:58.9	The tables have turned.
1:02.9	Nice. Yeah, and then the flight attendants were like, he does that every time.
1:05.6	Wow.
1:06.6	Yeah. I wonder what the FAA regulations are for how long the pilot can go on.
1:12.3	Is there a point at which they're like, actually, sir, you need to get to work?
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