425. Astrology for the Collective Awakening with David Palmer
Almost 30
Krista Williams & Lindsey Simcik
4.5 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome. What's up everyone? Almost 30. It's us. It's us. It's your girls. |
| 0:14.8 | Chrissy Chris. And Lindsay Lou. It's your girl Chrissy Chris. Dude in high school they |
| 0:20.4 | call me Chrissy cream. So it's your girl Chrissy cream. Come on, that's a Lucy. Lucy. |
| 0:26.6 | Lucy's skanky. Oh my god. I think you should leave. So on I think you should leave. It's so funny |
| 0:36.5 | on Netflix. It's fine. Okay. Thank Tim Robinson. And one of the sketches is two girls and they have |
| 0:42.7 | like pictures of them. They're like, okay, we have to post it. And because it's a cute photo, |
| 0:46.2 | we have to be self-deprecating. So they're like, they posted like, look at these two fat ass |
| 0:51.0 | pigs. And they go on and they make the captions like super, super aggressive. It is so hilarious. |
| 0:58.3 | I love it. It's an art. The caption is an art. The caption is an art. The caption is so stupid. |
| 1:05.4 | I'm with my dream is to be one of those girls. That's like so pretty and fashionable that I could |
| 1:09.6 | put like a sparkle. And everyone's like, yes, we know my god, you're the best. And said I'm like |
| 1:14.1 | fucking literally pouring out my heart. Like what's the deepest thing that I could share? |
| 1:19.4 | People appreciate that. People love that. They love it. I've been like a one sentence |
| 1:26.2 | certainly. And I'm like, all right, Lens. People like a one sentence. So easy to read. Yeah. Sometimes |
| 1:31.8 | it's like, yeah, whatever. There's been one time where I wrote this. It was a brown post. And I |
| 1:37.4 | wrote a caption that wasn't what I wanted to say. But I didn't feel like what I wanted to say was |
| 1:43.9 | two personal. So I actually couldn't say what I wanted to say. And the caption like didn't |
| 1:47.5 | even really translate. And I was like, oh, this is bombing because I'm not saying what I really |
| 1:51.0 | want to say here. What if you were just like, I can't say what I really want to say. And that's my |
| 1:54.9 | caption literally. Just know that I'm thinking something different than what I'm typing. It was |
| 1:59.9 | just a little too personal. I was like, oh, this is a long process and a little too personal. |
| 2:04.3 | So I'm going to give you guys a half-ass caption. I feel that way about a lot of things right now |
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