#4247 Highfalutin Jargon
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2024
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke's Mom, Susie B., joins the boys to help them out during the TBTL-a-Thon and to help announce their next live event in September.
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you're for being a tan |
| 0:05.4 | Travel down the road and back again |
| 0:09.2 | Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confident. |
| 0:15.0 | If you threw a party, invited everyone he knew. |
| 0:24.0 | You would see the biggest gift would be from me |
| 0:28.0 | and the card attached would say thank you for being a 10. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm going to Hi process, Maggie from the middle show. I'm going to do my best, oh God, I can't even |
| 0:46.2 | think of the guy's name. You'll know who he is from Vegas. And he's got a really bad facelift and he sings Mandy I just when you were talking |
| 0:57.3 | about Gary I may have a song he says oh Andrew will you talk and remind me of Gary. |
| 1:06.2 | And it's freaking me out, oh Andrew, |
| 1:10.0 | well you walked and it's much, it's just scary. |
| 1:16.4 | But I sent you away, oh God. |
| 1:21.0 | I did not have a power out for that. |
| 1:23.0 | Oh, Gary. |
| 1:26.0 | TBTL. |
| 1:30.0 | Yes, money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting |
| 1:39.3 | on my yacht, am I going to be thinking about how much money I have? No, I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums. |
| 1:51.0 | I mean, I have a yacht yacht so I obviously did pretty well money-wise. |
| 1:56.0 | I swear every time this guy talks all I hear is a turkey goblin. |
| 1:59.1 | Do I look like I know what a jay peg is? just want a picture of a goddamn hot dog. |
| 2:04.6 | What are you saying I can't have your product because I don't have the right number of money? |
| 2:10.6 | I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said you have reached the end of your |
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