I see you got them snakes and sparklers but where's good stuff man good stuff this is the good stuff

snakes and sparklers are you nuts dude any stuff that explode go boom why is that good so you're to tell me that you don't have no black cats no Roman candles or screaming mimmies

No, oh come on man you don't got no lady fingers buzzbutbuddles, sneaker bombs, churchburners,

gutbusters, zippity-dewdods, or craft flapper's?

No, I don't.

You're going to stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no whistling bung holes, no spleen splitters,

whisker biscuits, honky lighters, hushker-do's, whoisker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsedazers,

with or without the scooter stick,

or one single whistling kitty chaser?

No, snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

TBTL! PTL. What are my hot dogs you have for lunch?

Three.

Well there's your problem, you're starving, your body's literally eating itself.

You have to be it, so we don't see it. You have to be it so we don't see it.

You have to live it.

Or we won't forgive it.

You have to inhabit it or leave it in the cabels.

It's a B-A-R-T-Y because I said so.

Everybody stand by.

Here we go again.

Well, all right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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