Welcome to your sanity safe space with your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

Skag free, whoever he is.

Get your plod, fascist fast out of here.

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

You are a terrific team on all counts.

Live from a castle tower

and his mother's basement,

this is the

Matt and Blonde show.

I'll lead it to affect the strategy to mobilize.

Chewinternaissance of a deprecrow.

Hey, why the fuck is the gas so hot?

Out here in the fields,

I fought for my bills.

We're effectively run in this country by a bunch of childless cat ladies

who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they've made,

and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable too.

And it's just a basic fact.

You look at Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, AOC, the entire rest of the country miserable too. And it's just a basic fact. You look Kamala Harris,

Pete Buttigieg, AOC, the entire future of the Democrats is controlled by people without children.

I don't need to be forgiving. How dare you?

Sir, you never had a baby. Your wife had a baby, but you never had a baby.

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