Welcome to your sanity safe space with your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

Skag three, whoever he is.

Get your plod, fascist ass out of here.

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

You are a terrific team on all counts.

Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement, this is the Matt and Blonde show.

I'll lead it to affect the strategy to mobilize.

Chewere an hour to approach me.

Hey, why the fuck is the gas so hot?

I believe in the sand beneath my toes.

The beach keeps a feeling and a deep feeling.

I'm believing the face it grows.

And the bow I coast.

We have breaking news here.

President Biden has announced he will stand down from the race.

It was four days ago, five days ago.

My fellow Americans, over the past three and a half years, we have made great progress as a nation.

I doubt it.

And while it has been my intention to seek re-election, I believe it is the best interest of my party and the country for me to stand down.

I will speak to the nation later this week in more detail about my decision.

Shut up, bitch!

Obviously, this is a significant breaking news development

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