#4239 Tip Tustration
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Andrew was surprised to find himself referenced in the Seattle Times' "Rant and Rave" column this weekend, and let's just say it wasn't a "rave" review. He and Luke also discuss the discovery of a "bikini barista" shop in Andrew's neighborhood.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys it's Tom with an update I know all eyes are on Paris and me if I'm swimming for |
| 0:07.3 | Team USA or not as you know my only stipulation to Team USA was that I would only swim in the Paris sewers and I would |
| 0:17.3 | only swim with someone dressed like Marius on my shoulders that I could swim with and then get |
| 0:24.4 | through the sewers and then at some point I'm supposed to be allowed to sing bring |
| 0:29.1 | him home in the sewers so if if swimming happens in the cen I will not be participating just you know I will not be there do not look for me |
| 0:42.0 | I'll be in the sewers. I guess it really doesn't matter what the Olympic |
| 0:46.8 | Committee decides. I will be in the sewers with a guy dressed up like Marius on my shoulders. |
| 0:57.0 | But constant updates will be posted here. TVTL. |
| 1:00.0 | The man or beast that I run from ain't been born and its mama's already dead. |
| 1:09.2 | What was the name of the medicine? |
| 1:11.2 | I want to say it's called |
| 1:16.2 | Crouch cream. But that's not right. |
| 1:20.2 | I'm honestly not judging you. Really? So this super judge you feeling I'm honestly not judging you. Really? |
| 1:23.0 | So this super-judgy feeling I'm feeling |
| 1:25.0 | is just me feeling like you're super-judgy and that's me? |
| 1:28.0 | Shh, I get it. |
| 1:30.0 | I know who you are. |
| 1:31.0 | It's been explained to me. |
| 1:32.0 | I'm into it let's talk |
| 1:37.6 | Well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:47.0 | Hey, where's the freaking gob-agoo? |
| 1:50.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. |
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