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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4237 We're Just Blowing Through Map Time, Aren't We?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew trade notes on mapping software, cereal bowls, unopened emails, and (of course) pureed soup. And Luke has an update on his email battle with a Chinese retailer.  

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, the computer is tabulating. Oh, you got category I-9 C3 G6.

0:08.0

I-9 C3 G6. It's as good as it sounds?

0:12.8

You have a robust sense of self and are well suited to leadership positions,

0:16.4

characteristics, strength, determination, tenacity.

0:20.9

Yes, I suppose that's accurate. They do call me tenacious raid down at the country club because for the past

0:26.1

ten years I've been suing them for discrimination.

0:28.1

TBTL! BBL, I love your imagination and your imaginary show.

0:40.7

I've got to have that thing on 24-7. I love the patter. We can save any segment we've done in the past okay?

0:47.0

Remember that segment where he did the world's fattest pets?

0:49.0

Glenn lost all the tapes? We made that work.

0:52.0

You mean when we got those two rabbits and we tie them together

0:55.3

to look like a big fat one? Yeah, people loved it. They bought it.

0:58.6

I see you exhaling, sir. We're going to be with you in just a moment. You've got to be patient.

1:02.4

Okay? We're very, very sorry you in just a moment. You've got to be patient.

1:02.5

Okay?

1:02.9

We're very, very sorry.

1:04.0

Our apologies.

1:04.8

We apologize to you.

1:06.2

You will not have to wait that much longer at all.

1:11.2

All. All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of

1:18.0

TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:22.6

Oh, wow.

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