#4223 A Stern Taskmaster

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke is obsessed with a new song written and performed by children. Meanwhile, Andrew saw something in a dive bar bathroom that he can't unsee.

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0:00.0	We just got to ask ourselves,
0:02.0	W. W. JZ do?
0:04.7	What would JZ do?
0:06.0	Yeah.
0:06.3	You'd probably rap about it.
0:07.6	He'd rap about it, and he'd rap about it.
0:09.7	And then he passed the mic to Blake.
0:11.8	No, no, I don't want the the mic give it to Adam. I don't want the mic either so I pass it back to yours. It's back to me. I don't mind that because I'm a R. A P P-E-R. Where's my car? I mean my whip guys.
0:24.0	Where's my whip guys?
0:26.0	Rapping, stopping, I don't want the mic.
0:28.0	T-T-T-T-T-B-L. BTL.
0:37.0	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.
0:39.0	It's Friday.
0:40.0	Friday.
0:41.0	Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:46.0	My wife's one of those damn planes these guys are fooling with. That puts me on the playing field.
0:50.0	And if you'd have moved your fat feet when I told you to, we wouldn't get hip deep in snow right now.
0:54.0	That's it, security, you're out of here.
0:56.0	A year ago, this is exactly what Greg Canier was doing, but now he has an Oscar for sliding doors 3, colon, jingle all the door.
1:02.0	Poop, what he scoops, poo, poo, poo.
1:05.9	The story of this situation is, it's extremely personal.
1:11.3	Well, all right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL,
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