422: The Law of Diaper Discovery

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Joe sets out to change a few laws with some harmless presidential bullying. Log writes his own episode of Star Trek in an attempt to derive something of worth from the wasted hours spent hate-watching the newest one. And Steve, god bless him, tries his best to simply stay out of their way. Let's go!

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features,
0:04.0	a regular, regular features, a regular features a show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast,
0:10.1	the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.4	And as every week, I am your host, Steve Hogarty,
0:17.2	coming at you down the internet river.
0:20.3	Like charon the ferryman.
0:22.2	Because I think of each episode of the regular features podcast, like a barge.
0:26.9	A barge that we fill with features and a little horse drags that baby on down into your phone or internet-capable radio.
0:38.3	Joe. Yep. Joe.
0:40.0	Yep, sorry, are you done? Please stop me from talking.
0:42.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello.
0:44.2	My feature is about Donald Trump, which is marvellously original.
0:50.1	Log, how are you?
0:51.5	Well, speaking as the lockkeeper of this barge,
0:54.4	I will be doing a space story about Star Trek Discovery,
0:59.9	and my feelings about it will be woven into the script
1:03.9	that I will make you to my joyful narrowboat companions read out.
1:09.4	For what is a spaceship, if not a ship, that goes through space?
1:15.4	That's the one. Here we go.
1:17.2	Regular, regular, regular, regular features.
1:20.6	Regular regular features.
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