421: Urethra With Us Or Against Us

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Joe screams and howls until flying kicks are reinstated in society. Steve brings you a hands-on preview of the new PlayStation. And Log embarks on an journey right up Joe's, well, umm, how else can we put this, penois. Well, let's not waste any more time. The quicker we start the quicker we're done and we can all get back into bed.

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0:00.0	Regular regular features, a regular regular regular features,
0:04.0	a regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.8	This is the podcast that's the same every single week.
0:15.4	I'm John Blythe, your host, but I've got some other people here who also want to talk to you.
0:20.1	Hi, my name is Steve Hogarty, and I am one-third of the hosting trifecta.
0:27.7	That's hosting your little lily ass tonight.
0:31.5	And I'm Joe Scrabbles with the sports.
0:34.9	I've got all the scores for you.
0:37.1	It's one-nil to features, 2-0 to the readers, and 3-0 to fun.
0:46.9	Together, we are regular features, and if we don't entertain you tonight, maybe you're dead.
0:52.4	I have got a scoop on what a PlayStation 5 is and how it works,
0:57.0	and what little nostalgia trip it's about to take you on by the hand,
1:00.5	back through memory lame. So hold on tight.
1:03.3	I've got all sorts of problems to express about things that have changed in the world
1:08.3	in the last few years, and I plan to set them straight.
1:11.8	And I'm going to take Steve right down Joe's dick. I'm Gandalf, and I put a spell on you
1:17.1	because you're mine. The minds of Moria, that is. Regular features. Ann out of time
1:23.9	Steve's regular feature. Steve's PlayStation 5 Astrobot time.
1:29.6	Guys, guess what?
1:31.0	The new PlayStation got out.
1:32.6	They put it out onto the shops.
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