Hello and welcome to this week's episode of No Such Things, a fish. It is good Friday

and what does that mean? Well, it means you probably have a day off work and it means

we're going to have a little day off as well because we have got for you this week.

The second half of our live show compilation, this is loads of bits from all of our live

shows bits that were too good to go in the original edit, frankly. Too funny, too stupid,

silly, too getting the facts wrong. Too much audience interaction. We begin with an

extremely keen audience and with, let's say, a less keen audience. You've got that to

look forward to in between loads and loads of facts, loads and loads of fun. I really

hope you enjoy this and we'll be back with a normal episode of No Such Things, a fish

next week for now though on with the podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Things, a fish, a weekly podcast. This

week coming to you live from Dublin.

My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with Anna Tysinski, Andrew Hunter,

Andrew Hunter Murray, and Jane Torkin. Once again, we have gathered around on microphone

with our four favorite facts of the last seven days. I did not take your order. Here we go!

Starting with fact number one. Okay, calm the fuck down everyone. It's 7pm. Starting with

fact number one and that is Andy. My fact is, you had all that time to prepare. One, two,

no, still gone. Well, all right, well, time for fact number two.

Remember my friend, I think I told you guys once, claimed that he was at a festival and

he claimed one night after being missing the whole night, came back. He said, at an amazing

sleep last night, I found a pillow that I used. It was a soft rock. Everyone's like, what?

He was like, I swear to God, I slept on a soft rock. It was the softest rock ever. No

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