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No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 22 April 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:19.7	to you from the QI offices in Covern Garden.
0:22.8	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with James Harkin, Anna Toshinsky and Andrew
0:27.6	Huntson Murray and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favourite
0:31.7	facts from the last seven days and in a particular order here we go.
0:37.0	Starting with fact number one and that is, and my fact is that the road network in Cornwall
0:43.4	was probably not created by elephants.
0:45.7	Really?
0:46.7	Because that's slightly an odds to what you said a couple of weeks ago.
0:49.9	It was quite long.
0:52.9	Was this like exposed because of what I said that the roads are far too narrow to allow
0:56.0	an elephant to pass through it?
0:57.8	It's not, no.
0:58.8	So this is just a little bit of inside baseball which is about that fact that I said that
1:03.4	the roads in Cornwall were created by elephants and which turns out to have been published
1:07.5	on April 1st.
1:10.0	And it's not true and I felt for it.
1:13.4	And the slightly complicated factor is that the episode that it went out in went out
1:17.6	on April 1st.
1:19.6	Can't we just pretend it was an April falls on our part?
1:22.6	I seriously considered it but I wasn't allowed to.
1:26.0	So is that your actual fact this week?
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