What happened?

Oh, well, it's really quite funny.

I was in bed sleeping at 2 o'clock some morning,

my wife comes in and says, someone ran into the shop,

and I said, oh, what?

So I jumped down to bed and all I had was my undies on and I've walked out the front and I've seen the

car smashed and I've seen the bloke walking back to the car and so I've walked outside and I said oh what are you doing mate like you can't be leaving the scene and he goes don't be a hero mate and I said I'm not trying to be a hero but the police are coming and he just decided he'd scoot up the road and I just said nah it's not going

on like that mate so I jumped in my car and I started chasing him up the road and then he

went down a side street and then the police were coming and I flashed him and sent

them off in the direction of him.

But mate, all I had was my jocks on and I was chasing him up the street and I'm just like,

mate.

Do you feel like a hero?

Oh, not really.

It's just something you've got to do for the community, mate.

It's like you look after your mates and your mates will always look after you.

Chee! T. B.L. BTL.

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.

It's Friday.

Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.

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