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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4211 The Legion Of Stay

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

In another podcasting first, Luke explains sports betting to Andrew using Lisa Loeb and J.D. Salinger as examples. Luke would also like to set the record straight on the whole "Red Lobster went bankrupt because we ate too much shrimp" story. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, geez.

0:03.0

Luan, sometimes life throws you a curveball.

0:07.0

Now there's two ways you can deal with it.

0:10.0

You can cry, and that's the path you've chosen. Or you can not cry.

0:14.0

Or you can not cry.

0:17.0

How do you not cry?

0:19.0

Well, instead of letting it out, try holding it in.

0:24.0

Every time you have a feeling, just stick it into a little pit inside your stomach and never let it out.

0:30.0

Are you supposed to have a pain under your rib? Yes, that's natural. The body

0:40.0

doesn't want to swallow its emotions. But now you go ahead and put that pain inside

0:45.4

your stomach too. I think it's working uncle Hank I feel sick but not sad. There you go.

0:53.4

T. T. T. T.L.

0:56.4

A long times in a meme war, it's about speed.

1:02.2

You've got to get to your memes quick. In a meme war, it's about speed.

1:03.1

You've got to get to your memes quick.

1:05.7

You can't get them quick, you're useless.

1:07.6

They'll just keep blasting you with memes

1:09.4

and you can't fire back.

1:11.0

You have to know where your means are.

1:12.3

Hi, T. B. T, it's me at Langley.

1:15.0

I have one joke for you.

1:17.0

Here it goes, what did the water balloon say to the kid?

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