421: Sonic’s Butt Game

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Is it easier to push or pull? What is the difference between bandicoots and bilbies? Any advice on coping with a changing mental worldview? Who are your favorite family-friendly stand-up comedians? Will dinosaurs evolve again? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.5	com.uk-Uk.were. That's audible.combe.uk slash wondery.
0:12.7	You're listening to a Complexly podcast.
0:20.7	Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John. Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank. It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be as advice and bringing all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John, what kind of tea is the hardest to fit into a cup? I don't know, Hank. What kind of tea is the hardest to fit into a cup?
0:37.8	Manatee.
0:39.3	Ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:41.4	Actually, my tea's right over there.
0:42.5	Can you grab it for me?
0:43.2	No.
0:43.8	Oh, come on.
0:44.5	It's right there.
0:45.2	You go get it.
0:46.1	It's so...
0:47.0	You're closer.
0:48.0	I'm six inches closer.
0:49.3	You're in the way?
0:50.0	I can't, I'd have to go around. We're in the same place at the same time. Hank wants his tea.
0:54.6	He's going to get up and get it.
0:55.6	I'm going to go get my tea.
0:56.4	Okay.
0:50.8	He's going to put down his microphone. This is the kind of high drama that people come to Dear Hank and John for. This sort of thrilling audio-based content that people love. I tell you what, the little ASMR tea. A little ASMR. It's iced tea.
0:51.8	Yeah, good for you.
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