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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#421: Back Road Bedlam: The Clatter Brook Nudists

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Whether surrounding a small town or a major metropolis, the back roads of our world are filled with intriguing sights and bucolic backdrops, but for an unlucky few, this potentially pastoral paradise can be a gateway to… high strangeness.

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Hello and welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast. I am Mark Stores. Hang out with me as always is. Rob Morphy. Rob and Kirby. Kirby. Kirby. Oh, Kirby Pocket. Wow. Damn. I mean, I don't know. I'm presuming. Yeah. No. Jack Kirby Kirby? No, just Kirby. Jack Kirby? Just the pink thing that sucks in everything. Okay, yep, Kirby. I know exactly. The pink thing that sucks in every. That's what he does. Is that not the most accurate description? Honestly, it's what Kirby does, yes. All right, sick. Thank you we joined us Krypton on our podcast, episode 421. Wow. Are we sure? I'm positive.

1:11.1

I went back and I checked a bunch of stuff. Double check the birthday. Everything's fine. All of our numbering is correct. Did we make marijuana jokes last time? I think I briefly started to make one and then I just douched myself out. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I was like 420 and then there you go. Because I know we've been, well, we're clearly not thinking straight and we're not numbering for shit anymore.

1:30.9

Exactly.

1:31.2

No. that's fair yeah it was like four to me and then there you go because i know we've been well we're clearly not thinking straight and we're not numbering for shit anymore no yeah it's

1:32.3

astonishing how many podcasts we've done dude and if you jump over to patreon like we're at like 303 so

1:39.3

madness yeah it's a lot of podcasts love it though check that out patreon dot out. Patreon.com slash Kryptonov podcast. Hit that Patreon plug out the gate. Bonus audio, bonus video, all that fun shit. All that fun shit. Click the link. Check it out this week. Back Road Bedlam, the Clatterbrook nudists. Oh, boy. Yeah. That's right. No monsters or aliens this week. Just naked people. Just naked people.

2:01.9

So enjoy the paranormal glories of boobs and butts because that's all we're providing

2:07.0

from now on.

2:07.9

That's all right.

2:08.3

I mean, paranormal butts, dog, it happens.

2:10.5

Paranormal natureism.

2:12.1

New podcast.

2:13.1

I mean, there was a whole hairy hands of Dartmoor.

2:15.7

Sure.

2:16.0

Right.

2:16.4

Is there like a whole hairy hands of dartmoor sure right is there like a hairy there was a free floating nudist ones we did oh we did that you remember that so there was

2:21.7

some way maybe yeah there was also ones where I think these aliens had like fucking the

2:26.5

cone of shame around the their necks like a dog like a Elizabethan collar what I

2:30.9

remember that as well and and and and some of them were just naked and things in the wind and others seem to be clad and fancy gossamer collar or whatever they fucking call it. I remember that as well. And, uh, and, and, and, and some of them were just naked and things in the wind and

2:35.5

others seem to be clad and fancy gossamer dress or whatever. Okay, cool. But anyway, yeah, this is not the first time we've dealt with naked oddities. Okay. In this case, it's people, but it's everything around it that's fucked up. Oh, okay. Yeah. I might have some nudist camp stories.

2:50.4

Oh, yeah.

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