#420: The Lizard Queen: Mistress Of Copper Mountain
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
For some the intersection between folklore and real world is cut and dry; one is fact, the other fantasy. But those who've peered through the cracks in consensus reality know the truth; our world exists at a crossroads between the seen and unseen; the known and the unfathomable; and that, when we least expect it, these realities can come crashing together in ways that shatter our perceptions… and for one Russian miner an encounter with a beautiful, in-humanoid would offer this mere mortal a glimpse into a world beyond imagination.
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello and welcome to Cryptonaut Podcast. My name is Mark Storz. And with me as always is, Rob Morphy. |
| 0:40.6 | Uncle Bob returning to us. Yeah. His new form. The prodigal. This is his evolution. Yeah. |
| 0:48.2 | Is it? I kind of like it. Dude, this is your evolution. No, it's, it's sullen and sexy. |
| 0:54.8 | Nah, I'm not because I'm coming out of it. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.3 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:57.7 | It's an improved form. |
| 0:58.5 | He had some jokes today. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I've laughed. Yeah, he had some jokes. But, you know, I tittered. Yeah. Definitely. You teetored. I teetored. John T. Tor. |
| 1:06.9 | Oh, my God, time traveling laughter. |
| 1:08.7 | Christopher is returned to us, folks. |
| 1:10.1 | Yes. |
| 1:11.0 | Before we get started with this episode, we have... |
| 1:13.6 | See, right there. The first guffaw of the night. We have some housekeeping to address from last episodes. Beyond jizz-hooves. Jiz-hooves? Yeah. Jiz-hooves is still a mystery, man. It's still a mystery. It's still a mystery. One of the unsolved ones. |
| 1:27.5 | One of the unsolved ones. |
| 1:28.2 | We're not sure. |
| 1:29.1 | But today actually is our pod anniversary slash pod birthday. Literally today. Literally today Monday. Which we marked last week. We did because the last week's episode came out today. But. Okay. Got it. Our math, clearly, for probably the sixth year in a row, |
| 1:45.9 | oh, at least. |
| 1:46.6 | Hasn't lined up because it's actually eight years. Fuck. As Chris was editing, he was kind enough to call me to let me know that in fact... I was laughing how you had a 10-minute conversation about seven years. I'm like, you guys can't do math. So we in fact are eight years. |
| 2:02.1 | So happy eight year pottyversory slash birthday. |
| 2:06.4 | Yes. |
| 2:07.0 | Excellent. |
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