42: The Roasting of the Apostle Paul (Second Corinthians)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Hello, Theophiloi and Cheerful Givers! Looking for a nice way to relax, chill out, and maybe even fall asleep? Good news: we've got the book for you. Our old nemesis St. Paul is back with a second letter to the church at Corinth, and pal, it is a snooze... right up until he starts talking about Super-Apostles and how he was beaten with sticks. After that, it gets pretty wild, so do your best to stay awake through the whole thing. Plus, the one piece of the Pauline Epistles that we 100%, absolutely agree with.

Topics of discussion: Bible Bible, a special day for talking about Laser Swords: The Movie, Paul's work friends, the invention of sarcasm, the Aroma of Jesus, Jars of Clay, the difficulty in building the churches of Achaea, the Super-Apostles, Frieza, a real Colton Burpo Situation.

Hymnal: "The Time Is Now" by John Cena

Offertory: Each person should do as he has decided in his heart, so if you enjoy the show, head to ko-fi.com/apocrypals, for the Apocrypals love a cheerful giver.

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0:00.0	I call on God as a witness on my life that it was to spare you that I did not come to Corinth.
0:07.0	2 Corinthians chapter 1 verse 23. Grappado!
0:21.6	Your time is up, my time is now. You can't see me. My time is now. It's the franchise where I'm shining now. You can't see me. My time is now. It's the franchise where I'm shining now. You can't see me. My time is now.
0:37.9	It's the franchise where I'm shiny now.
0:40.8	You can't see me.
0:42.0	My friends and neighbors and welcome to Apocryphalus.
0:44.1	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it.
0:48.1	My name is Chris Sims.
0:49.0	With me as always is Benito Serino.
0:51.1	Benito, how are you on this lovely afternoon?
0:55.3	I'm as good as I can possibly be considering we're about to spend some time with our boy, Paul.
1:03.3	Yeah, Paul's back. Look, here's the thing about this little project.
1:08.2	We can do all the apocrypha that we want to. We can do all the books
1:13.6	about Mary breathing fire or about Solomon meeting a dragon with very specific tastes. But eventually
1:24.3	we have to come back to Bible Bible and do these books.
1:30.2	Yeah.
1:30.6	So like after a couple of weeks of that kind of stuff, here we are on like the most
1:36.1	Norm Corps book possible, Second Corinthians, two renties.
1:40.5	Not even the famous Corinthians.
1:42.2	Yeah.
1:43.1	Because we already did that one we've done the we did
1:45.8	the first one we did the third one so here we are to come back complete the set with the second
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