Welcome to another episode of a sandwich and some loving and we are live from Spring Break.

I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans.

Hello, I'm Alan.

That's my husband, Alan Evans.

And like I said, we are live from Spring Break.

We were not going to skip out on giving you all a hot fresh sandwich and some loving because A, we love you and B, we have sponsors.

Babe, and we're on spring break and I'm going to ask you a few questions here.

You answer with a yes or no.

Okay.

Since we've been on spring break, have you done a headstand now have you bonged a beer now have you

taken any jello shots now have you run down the beach topless? No. Then how can this be spring break?

Because we were with their children. We were with our children. And I didn't do that

when I was without children.

Spring Break was always the thing that scared me.

When I was in high school, my girlfriend's like a senior in high school,

Sonia, who is really a bad influence.

I hope she's listening or not. I don't know. She was a bad influence at the time and she really like boys and she, you know, scared me a little. And so she asked me to go down and do spring break with her and I was so

relieved and my parents said no I think a lot of times kids ask their parents

because they have to look like oh man I wanted to go but my mean stupid parents.

But I was so relieved that my parents said no, that I could not go to spring break.

Because I knew what naughty, awful things happened down there and I didn't want to get in trouble. I went on one

during college I went on one spring break from Lubbock Texas we drove all the way

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