41: Quit Your Day Job

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Ever looked at your post-orgasm face in the reflection of the screen after you just came from yet ANOTHER shitty porn video? It’s okay, we’ve all been there. WELCOME BACK SLOOTY PEBBLES! Another week of debauchery and motherly advice from our Queen Sloot am I right? This week Sofia takes us on a rollercoaster of topics that will REALLY have you reconsidering some things. Before we get into that, it’s worth noting that there MAY be Sloot Media baby sitting applications going out soon…just tune in and you’ll understand. BTW, no prior experience necessary! Sofia then indulges in the hot topic of PORN…not in the way you think though. She recently received a VERY interesting perspective that seems to be plaguing more men than not. Finally, with a very important word from Ms. Greedy herself, we get some MUCH needed inspo to get off our asses and be the bo$$ a$$ $loots that we were born to be. The life you want to live is RIGHT in front of you girlfriend, go grab it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA promo code: SAVE50 Bright Cellars: http://www.brightcellars.com/SOFIA50 for 50% off your first SIX (6) bottle box of wine! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's tough to stick with workout routines and making time to hit the gym is sometimes even harder.
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0:37.6	Hi everybody, welcome to Sophia with Enough. My name is Sophia with Enough,
0:43.9	last name Franklin with a Y because my parents obviously fucking hate me. As always, if you could
0:51.0	rate and review the show, it would help me tremendously. I don't know if you guys knew this.
0:56.8	There is a button, I think it's a new feature where you can actually subscribe to the podcast.
1:04.6	Didn't find that out until just yesterday. Must be my fucking pregnancy brain. My period is
1:12.6	officially three weeks late. Just saying that out loud, my cortisol levels just went through the
1:19.6	fucking roof. I figured maybe this could be liberating to just put it out in the open. I genuinely am
1:26.7	freaking the fuck out. My period track girl, my phone, I just, I can't even look at it. It's giving me
1:34.0	amber alert vibes. And you know what? I really hate to over-generalize. I really, really do. But
1:41.9	men have it so fucking easy. They do not know what it's like waking up every day, not knowing if
1:50.5	you might be pregnant. It's kind of the most stressful thing on planet earth to just have that
1:56.5	thought in the back of your mind all day long. And I know what you guys are thinking. Oh my god,
2:03.5	Sophia, just go get a pregnancy test you idiot. Yep. That is what we're all thinking.
2:08.1	Hi, Alex. You always come in at the most convenient times. Hi, Sophia. My producer, Alex is here,
2:16.1	by the way. How about no? I don't want to just go take a test right now. It doesn't fucking work
2:22.6	like that. And let me tell you why. Okay. Let me break it down for those of you who don't understand.
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