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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Am I making unethical sandwich decisions? Am I a sucker for not cheating in school? Do we need drive-thru reform? Why do farts smell worse in the shower? And more!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.6	Or as I further think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:08.5	It's a comedy podcast about death where my brother John and I will answer your questions,
0:13.5	we'll give you a dubious advice and we'll bring you all the weeks news from both Mars
0:16.7	and AFC Wimbledon.
0:17.7	And the AFC Wimbledon news this week.
0:19.7	Hank, it is a big, big, big, big AFC Wimbledon news week.
0:24.7	The biggest one ever.
0:26.7	You're just going to have to wait though, all of you people listening to the end of the
0:30.3	podcast because we can't tell you, we have to do all the questions stuff, which I know
0:34.0	is the boring stuff that nobody's here for.
0:35.6	They're really all just here for the AFC Wimbledon news.
0:39.2	John, I actually think that this week they will be pretty pleased and surprised and excited
0:43.2	about the AFC Wimbledon news.
0:44.9	It's pretty, it's pretty cool.
0:47.3	But first I have to ask you, John, how are you doing?
0:51.1	I'm doing great entirely because of the AFC Wimbledon news that for some reason I'm not allowed
0:55.5	to talk about until the end of the podcast.
0:59.1	I have thought about nothing else all day.
1:01.4	How are you?
1:02.4	I believe you.
1:03.4	I'm good.
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