42 Jason: King of Scotland

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2015

⏱️ 17 minutes

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A teenage misfit tries to empower himself by taking on the persona of a medieval Scottish King. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more episodes at getmortified.com/podcast. Enter your own bad teen poem or lyrics in Mortified’s Tournament of Awkard Teen Poetry @ getmortified.com/poetry.

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0:00.0	Radio Tepi-A from PRX.
0:10.0	February 14, 1998. Sixth grade.
0:14.0	Dear diary.
0:15.0	Dear Jesus. Dear sweet ass-wad.
0:17.0	Adults. Sharing the embarrassing things.
0:19.0	They created us kids.
0:20.0	So I wrote poems about masturbation.
0:22.0	Before an audience.
0:23.0	Of total strangers.
0:24.0	I feel like an idiot.
0:25.0	I'm the only normal one in my entire family.
0:28.0	Mom, you can't read this.
0:30.0	These are the stories hidden inside the pages of our past.
0:36.0	You're listening to the mortified podcast.
0:38.0	I'm Neil.
0:39.0	And remember that new kid in school.
0:41.0	Messy hair.
0:42.0	Wearing a final fantasy three t-shirt.
0:44.0	And seemingly from some far off distant land.
0:47.0	But you probably didn't know much else about him.
0:50.0	He was just, you know, that odd new kid.
0:52.0	But if you're that odd new kid every year.
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