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🗓️ 23 November 2015
⏱️ 16 minutes
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In honor of Thanksgiving, we present the story of an ungrateful teenager, Jackie Tohn, who starts a gratitude journal in the hope of becoming a better person and still manages to miss the point. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast
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0:00.0 | Radio Tepia. |
0:04.0 | From PRX. |
0:10.4 | February 14, 1998. |
0:12.5 | Sixth grade. |
0:13.5 | Dear diary. |
0:14.5 | Dear Jesus. |
0:15.5 | Dear sweet ass-wad. |
0:17.0 | Adults. |
0:18.0 | Sharing the embarrassing things. |
0:19.5 | They created us kids. |
0:20.5 | So I wrote poems about masturbation. |
0:22.0 | Before an audience. |
0:23.0 | Of total strangers. |
0:24.0 | I feel like an idiot. |
0:25.5 | I'm the only normal one in my entire family. |
0:28.0 | Mom, you can't read this. |
0:30.0 | These are the stories hidden inside the pages of our past. |
0:37.0 | You're listening to the mortified podcast. |
0:39.0 | I'm Dave and we're devoting today's entire episode to Thanksgiving. |
0:42.0 | In occasion where surrounded by friends and family and an abundance of food. |
0:46.0 | We of course take time to give thanks. |
0:48.0 | But being thankful is not necessarily something that comes naturally to most of us when we're growing up. |
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