The Philly Cheese Stack is back at McDonald's and it's still intensely cheesy. Imagine the

cheesiest thing ever. Now cover it in cheese. Add two beef patties, cheddar cheese sauce,

crispy onions and even more cheese. The Philly Cheese Stack. Did we mention it's cheesy?

Available until the 16th of March, 26 from 11 a.m. fees apply to delivery orders. Price and

participation may vary. Subject to availability. Hey guys. Just wanted to make sure you knew that fully loaded at sea is coming back. We haven't set sail in a couple years and I cannot wait to get back out on the open waters with you. It's going to be epic. Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, Big J, Felipe Asparza, Joe DeRosa, Rosebud Baker, Catherine Blanford, Ian Fidance, Shane Torres, Dave Williamson, Seifah Sounds, The Docksiders, DJ Airwolf, and so many more.

Karaoke hosted by me, Leon, there's going to be a 5K beer run, live podcast, comedy shows every night, theme parties, speedo and splash contests, and so many more activities. Miami Cosemel, November 19th to 23rd, 2026. You can go to Burtchrechercruise.com for tickets. Burtchreisercruise.com. Come join us and sit sale. My clothes right now is insane. I show a photo of my dad's dick. Not bare. Not bare. Well, thank God. And my dad knows I'm showing this photo. He's seen it. He laughs. He gets smug. I'm saying my dad's got a huge dick. He's not going to be like, oh, stop doing that. It's my bad side. What's your bad side? I think my nose looks bigger on one side. I think a lot of people with big noses say that. Because when they get in line with me, yeah, we have like a side for some reason that it's like angled. You know what? Who says that is Barbara Streisand. Oh, really? Yes. I just listened to her memoir, which was not joking, 40 hours long. Not joking. It was 40 hours long. I didn't know much about Barbara Streisand. Obviously, she's kind of been around since before I was born. She's been famous. Yeah. But someone recommended it. And she talked about knowing that her nose looks better, I think, from her left

side. Okay. And so it always, she always sets it up. Okay. She always said maybe you're right. Me and

Streisand. Same same. Same same. I mean, exactly. Multi-talented, multifaccent, good at improv, right? I can do

Broadway. That's it. Yeah, I can't sing at all, but I wish I could. Do you have a great voice? People. I can do Broadway. Great voice. That's it.

Yeah, I can't sing at all, but I wish I could. Do you have a great voice? People think I can sing with this voice. That's the problem. Really? Yeah, they really assume that I can carry a tune and it's... Not in a bucket. Wildly right. It's wildly right. Karaoke when I'm like blackout. Yeah. that exact jaguar for my boyfriend's uncle, Christopher McDonald's, who you might know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Shooter McGavin. Yes, I know exactly who that is. We bought him that kind of as a joke and then he took a shot and it was discussed. Have you tried what it's inside there? I have not. It's not good. So this was a gift from Young gravy. Do you know what young gravy is?

To Burt.

And then I stole it because I got really drunk one night and someone called me a cougar. And I was like, excuse me, I am not a cougar. I am a panther. Okay. There's a big difference because Bert's two years younger than me. Okay. I was like, Panthers are like stealth. They're in the night. they're like attack you.

I'm a panther.

Way cooler.

Yes.

And so I have all these.

All the panthers. I was like, Panthers are like stealth, they're in the night, they're like attack you. I'm a, I'm a panda, way cooler. Yes.

And so I have all these.

All the Panthers, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. But yeah, in there is gross. What is it? I think it's like a bad tequila. Really? Yeah, it's like, it's like, you know what it gives you that like really bad aftertaste?

Is it like skunky?

Kind of.

Oh, because it's like, it's like, you know what it gives you that like really bad aftertaste? Is it like skunky? Kind of. Whatever this is made out of can't be good quality. You think he's leaching metals? Yes. Yes, I do. Because we had to get it at like Johns, you know, the grocery are Johns. Yes. Like behind the glass. Oh, no way. Oh, yeah. So look, Young Gravy didn't come in here. This is not like a $500 bottle here. No.

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