#418 - Dating Disasters and Stand-Up Dreams with Erin Maguire
Wife of the Party
Berty Boy Productions
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Philly Cheese Stack is back at McDonald's and it's still intensely cheesy. |
| 0:04.0 | Imagine the cheesiest thing ever. Now cover it in cheese. Add two beef patties, cheddar cheese sauce, crispy onions and even more cheese. The Philly Cheese Stack. Did we mention it's cheesy? Available until the 16th of March, 2026 from 11 AM. Fees applied to delivery orders. Price and participation may vary, subject to availability. If you ever seen any specials, he makes me talk like, well, I ain't got none of that on my heels. I don't know what you're talking about, boy. And I don't talk like that. It's fun. It's fun to be in Los Angeles. You like it? I love it. Pull your mic up to you a little closer. |
| 0:38.5 | We already started. |
| 0:56.2 | Oh, have we? Oh, we've begun. Good, because I didn't know. You know, we're speaking like that. It's just like you're in my house. Exactly. We're just chilling. We're just chilling. We're just chillaxing. You like that way? Look, it's been over 10 years since I've been here. |
| 0:56.2 | At all? You haven it's been over 10 years since I've been here. |
| 1:04.6 | At all? You haven't even been to visit? No. Why? I don't know. It's like I always want to come out here, |
| 1:08.1 | but I feel like there's no point coming out unless there's some reason to sort of be here. It's like I've wanted to, you know, come out here with a job or a gig or something like that. And then it gives me a reason to stay. But I've been putting it in my head, talk about, I've been manifesting. Nice. Fully did a vision board. Did you? I did. They're so powerful. They really are. You know, as, as woo-woo and crunchy granola as all that can be. I'm like, okay, there is something to this. They're 100%. I got bird from a vision board. Oh, yeah. Wow, that must have been a hell of a vision board. Right. I want to see what the pictures are. I like put it all in there. And then I was like, I found the vision board later and I went actually this is all |
| 1:46.0 | burnt actually wild uh everything on this board is burnt like I put like fun and okay |
| 1:53.3 | someone I could be myself with and at the time he had a really rocking body like ridiculous rock and body. Well, he's getting back there, man. He is. Ripped. He is. He's working out. He's working out. He's got a great body now to me. I thought I was, I thought I needed one thing and realized I actually needed something else. Always. So, always, right? Yeah. So, but the vision board, |
| 2:19.4 | yeah, I remember pulling it out and going, oh my God, he's exactly, it's exactly bird. That's funny. |
| 2:24.3 | I've never written down a vision board for a guy and maybe that's why I've dated so many con men. |
| 2:30.4 | Wait, I thought you were married. I am married. Okay. But like at the time when I was playing the field, boys, back in 1903, I was looking for a man. |
| 2:41.3 | And I was like, give me a man who will steal my credit card information. |
| 2:45.7 | Yes. |
| 2:46.4 | Did you have that happen? |
| 2:47.6 | Oh, girl. |
| 2:48.8 | You did? |
| 2:49.4 | I literally dated a comment. |
| 2:57.6 | I did not make good choices because I have bad self-esteem or I had. But wait, I don't think it was bad self-esteem because I could see, well, maybe not me, |
| 3:04.2 | but I could see how a good-hearted person wants to believe that person is good. |
| 3:09.8 | Yes. |
| 3:10.3 | And they're bad. |
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