It's funny I was flying back on the way back from New York or something like that.

There was this super social kid sitting next to me.

He was like nine and traveling by himself or something.

Then the airplane people hooked him up with a ton of snacks.

We had these cool like bulkhead row things and he's listening to music and he's playing

stuff on his iPad.

And then Victoria's secret stuff came on the TV, the satellite TV and he puts away the

iPad, puts away the food, gets out like all the good sweet stuff.

He's like taps me on the shoulder and he's like check it out.

And I'm like this is what this is like the pre porn lifestyle, right?

Like this is remember when you were like, oh my god, there's girls in swimsuits on TV.

Put away everything.

But this kid was shameless.

He was just like, dude, look what I'm watching.

And I'm looking at it and I'm like, okay, I don't know how to react to this.

You know, what do I do right now?

Do I express disapproval?

Do I express disapproval?

And so I just sort of, but I don't want to like reject the fact that he's trying to talk

to me either.

So I just was like, oh, like, oh yeah, dude, check out the boobs on that one.

What are you talking about?

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