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Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro. That's all I know how to do. Great. Good to be here.

Welcome to Tuesdays with stories. Hit her in the face with a surfboard.

And then the duck fell out of his bag. Surfed up. And she didn't even flush. Knock knock. Who's there?

Mark Norman and Joe Liss. Yeah. This Tuesdays with stories everybody. That's terrible. This is supposed to be cheesy.

My radio is spinning at me. All right. Welcome to Tuesdays with stories folks. It's got to be a weird one. A strange one. A wacky one. As you can see, I'm still in a cabinet in the woods. I'm looking out on beautiful lake. George. I like to call it lake. Gorge us.

I caught it. I caught it. Stinks. I like it. That's so weird. You're you're you're like secret window. You're you're that you're in the movie cabin in the woods. You're out there. You're in misery. I feel like the somebody's going to break your ankles with a sledgehammer.

I'm out here. Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it in the storm clouds on the horizon. I mean, this house is just spectacular. I mean, look at this motherfucker. The lake is right out there.

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