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Hello and welcome to a special interactive edition of The Bugle in which we give you the

listener a choice of which show to listen to. Your options this week are the true story

of cushions. Magic Mertals, Moon Shine Mayhem, the podcast in which Magic Mertals, 63rd

Ranked Netcromancer in Utah, which is a surprisingly impressive achievement, gets hammered on

homemade spirits and attempts to make the dead laugh with some extremely rude jokes.

Are you using your bucket wrong? The paint colour podcast, 10 new paint colours described.

What worms think this week with a special interview with Germany's leading worm impersonator

Werner Worm be warned Werner stays in character throughout, which isn't great audio to be honest

despite the undercurrent of sexual tension between himself and herself. Donald Trump screams

at traffic also known as the news from America or The Bugle. Please make your decision now.

You have chosen The Bugle. Hello Bugleers, that incident was much closer than I would have

hoped welcome to issue 4169 of The Bugle, I am Andy Zoltzmann now aged 46, a whole year

more than what I last spoke to you, which coincidentally is the age at which Buddy Holly had

he lived with a production album of avant-garde hard-house cover versions of the songs of the

British punk band The Slits. In 1982 that would have been a decade ahead of its time, shows

what we lost when the music died. Also by coincidence 46 is the equivalent age in Delania

Americana Mayfly years, at which the average Delania Americana Mayfly starts to wonder what

it's doing with its life. For the male Delania that's about 18 minutes into its half-hour

lifespan. For the female it's about the 3 minute mark of her 5 minutes of existence.

Probably just enough time for the lady Delania's to start meditating on the patriarchal

unfairness of Delania life spans I imagine. And for the dude Delania's to think about

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