#4162 I'm An Under-The-Influencer

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Luke did everything he could to keep his cool at The Home Depot yesterday after his big kitchen project hit a snag.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Dr. Steve Brule with Wouldn't that be cool?
0:04.0	In 1971, Bill Grates invented Microsoft.
0:07.0	Wouldn't it be cool if I can remember my dingus password for my email?
0:12.0	That would be cool.
0:13.6	TB T.T.L.
0:16.3	In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.
0:23.8	Daddy's here and daddy is going to take care of you.
0:26.0	Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
0:27.9	I am your big daddy and I am gonna to kiss the boo-boo-boo.
0:34.8	Are you all afraid?
0:36.2	No.
0:37.2	Daddy's here for you, my widow angels.
0:40.4	Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message.
0:44.0	I think people should listen to TVTL because it will make them funnier, even if it's in their own head.
0:49.0	And this, this is your master plan.
0:52.0	Huh? Oh no, no. This is your master plan.
0:53.0	Oh, no, no.
0:55.0	Now this is a whole other awesome thing.
0:57.0	This is just a goof.
0:58.0	Why don't we go get a beer?
0:59.0	I'll give you some advice and we can have what the kids are calling a sausage fest.
1:02.0	This will be blown way out of proportion. you can have what the kids are calling a sausage vest.
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