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Now I've been told that we should be starting the podcast in a professional way and saying welcome to the

for the many podcast how are you jackie i'm very well thank you but slightly discombobulated by you

starting the podcast like that who's told you that matthew halbert oh has he yes oh okay he has very

strong views on the podcast like he never listens to the live ones because he

doesn't like it when we have a guest oh so i thought i'd please him for once anyway you must be a

morning no and you dawn has broken has it not ian dale i'm you know all the way to victory me

but your media career's fucked with the axing of Steph's Pack

Lounge and being replaced on Good Morning Britain by the lovely Owen Jones. Yeah, you're right.

This is the only thing you've got left? I'm very, what, this podcast? Yeah. Bloody hell,

I really am in trouble. I'm going to sell my body. You really are in trouble, yeah.

Oh, I should say that we're both sat in La Cuisine of Jackie Smith.

I'm in Malvern.

What I'm wanting to do is go and sit on your washing machine, though.

I haven't put a...

You went past it to the loo. Yeah, it's just in there on the left. I haven't put a washing although I was tempted. And I haven't even got the dish, because the dishwasher beeps as well, and that's not even all. Isn't it funny how you imagine someone's house? And then when you get there, it's totally different to how you imagine it. Is mine totally different to how you imagined it? mine totally different to how you imagined it totally totally different did you imagine my house

being right well actually a kitchen isn't far from what I imagined but I sort of

you haven't been far else I mean this is can I just say like it's this is my party room

is it yeah this is where I had the after party after my 60th.

I didn't get invited to that.

Well, you did, but you'd buggered off early.

You know how it is?

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