All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's going on, ladies and gentlemen, today's the day you've been waiting for. We are putting on sale tickets to the bad Christian conference 2019. Some of you know about it. Some of you don't will talk a little bit about the episode, but it's Valentine's Day weekend starts the day after Valentine's Day in February. It's in Dallas, Texas.

And the only people right now that can buy tickets are people in the BC club will call it the early bird, the tickets for the conference, which is going to be bigger and better and more time and more everything than last year.

Details coming is the tickets are $200, but you get them right now for $150. So $50 off. Obviously, if you're inside the BC club. And so I'm not giving you a URL or a website to go to or anything. Just if you're a club member, you'll see an email today or tomorrow.

Something like that. And you will know and you will get it. If you're not the BC club, join it immediately and you'll, you know, cost $7 to join the BC club and you'll have the opportunity to buy a ticket. If not, you got to wait just a little bit longer to have the website and all other stuff.

And we'll still try to have early discounted tickets for you guys too. But the serious way is to be in the BC club. Also, I want to reiterate to everybody that if you want the new Emory album, you can have the whole thing today with any pre-order CD or one of our beautiful vinyl that we have.

And that's an Emory Music.com. And you can get the whole album that everybody's talking about today. And I'm very, very happy for more and more people to hear it. The response has been terrific. And one other announcement I want to give you too. And that is the BC Roadshow that is going up the East Coast in November has just added a new act. And it's an act that you're going to love.

He is legend. He is legend. He is a band that we toured with a long time ago. They were on tooth and nail. They're quite in our scene. We've got a lot of overlap of fans and we hadn't seen them in a while. And I'm very excited to get to tour with them again.

So he is legend is on the roadshow. Also, that's kind of like a mini conference if you can't make it to Dallas or even if you can. That's BC Roadshow.com for tickets there. Or again, Emory Music.com. I'm sure you'll be able to find them.

But that's going to be a terrifically fun show. Bad Christian podcast will be on it. Tyson Monsonbacher and Vocal Few and a whole bunch more. All right.

Also, today's show is sponsored by Honeybook. You can automate your creative business with Honeybook's business management platform. You get 50% off your first year by going to Honeybook.com and use the promo code Bad Christian.

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Oh, yeah, God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fucking call me that. So if you've never done oral, then you're extra virgin. No, girl. It's my plan. I showed you my dad. My penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest.

Three, two, one. We cast out all the bad vibes, all the bad demons, all the bad. Can you sing a melody?

Yeah, but I just established like some sort of tonal melodic rhythm line. You said Melania.

Melania.

All right, Toby kick a better. There's something a little more Melania this time. Okay, Lil more Melania.

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