All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcast so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what, even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it, distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcasts subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's going on, clowns? Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. Thank you to everybody who has our back regarding the new Emory artwork for our album, Eve. That thing is just going crazy and it's been so cool to see so many conversations going and so many people making such great points more than we could even think and great jokes and memes too.

So thank you for that. The album is available for pre-order right now, which means if you missed out on the crowd fund or anything else, you go to emorymusic.com. You can pre-order the record, the vinyl, some beautiful stuff over there. And then you'll get an instant download of the album and you can hear the whole thing is shaping up to be what people seem to think is a really, really good Emory album. And I'm thankful again for all the support on that.

Terrific. Also, I have a good announcement too. If you live maybe in the southeast, Emory is going to be on tour in January with O Sleeper. I'm talking about Jacksonville Florida on January the 30th or Lando Florida on January the 31st. February 1st will be in West Palm Beach and it will be in Tampa, Florida on February the 2nd and there may be some more stuff coming. But that's what I got for today. Go to emorymusic.com and find out about all of those things.

And we'll get rolling with the episode today, which in fact features another O Sleeper. Here we go.

Oh, yeah, God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fuck up to me that way. So if you've never done all, then you're extra virgin. No girl, it's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get one.

Three two one.

Yo, the dialogue sometimes is filthy. Sometimes it's a log of shit. But I want to tell you we love Jesus. Do you smell the fire?

Etch of toes. Were you going to stop beat boxing you? Oh, bad Christian podcast. Matt, what do you guys say? Good intro. All right.

Here we go. I hate it. I hate it. And the reason I use it is to show others how bad it is for the

I feel like a martyr with profanity. I want to say profanity. So no one else does only use all the words. So that it makes you feel

I'm serious. This year visiting the dark side. It's like other people to use those. It's kind of like self-harm for Toby. Yes. Like he punishes himself because he hates himself. I will

say this. I will say this one time in college. Yes. Toby comes back to the dorm room and he says, hey, man, he said seriously. I was riding my

bike home from my internship where I was just hanging out with a bunch of kids and I just started putting together the

coolest filthiest combinations of cuss words except I was really saying the words. Man, it was so much fun. I said that

literally. I believe it. Like when I'm by myself, the just worst things come out because I was stirring it too heavy. We didn't

just cut it. Yeah. Yeah. We said the first letters. Right. Which is the exact same. What the hell, man, so full of this. She said to be one of the songs on the

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