Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank. How's it going buddy? I'm fucking pumped and I'm wearing a shirt that's tight around my muscles and I thought I thought coming in supposed to pronounce the sea and muscle. Yeah, whatever. I came in today thinking like I look good. I feel good and then you just fucking blew me out the water. You're just sitting there blowing me just completely out the water. No one's blowing you out the water.

Joey. Yeah, but you got to say that as part of the blowing. You can't say you're blowing me and then completely if you would let me finish for once, but I can't completely blow you. I know I'm not I'm not saying let me finish after the blowing. I'm saying let me finish I'm not going to let me finish what I was going to say is like your your whole aura is just your horror. I'm a horror. Oh, this is my horror.

Yeah, do you remember there was a girl in our in our neighborhood that we called Laura the horror? I remember you called her that I did not as you did. We did. Who is she. Laura. Laura. Who is that? I know who she was and I remember her. I'm not going to. Is she our age? No, she was like a couple of years older. She hung out with like. I don't want to. Oh, Laura the horror. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't know if she was ever a horror, but the name was passed down from not her parents, but like other not to be confused with Laura the Torah, which is a Jewish thing.

A Hebrew book. Well, Laura is not anything to do with Jews, right. Torah. It could be though. It's like their sacred book. Text. I don't think I think it's a scroll. Don't don't Jews read backwards. I don't know. I think they read backwards. I don't know if that's. No, I think that's only the. I think everyone reads left to right except the Chinese read like down. No, that's a matrix. I don't know. Well, you know, I don't I'm not quite sure. Yeah, I don't know. But

I'm not really in tune with how the, you know, Hebrew men and women are reading. Yeah. Are you? No, I just like, I feel like I know that for some. Gotcha. Gotcha. For some reason, I feel like I know that. So this is portugay's Joe. Yes, it is. I'm follow, follow, portugay's well, Gimbaiki. I just got back from a trip to Europe, Portugal. And I had a couple of bottles of wine. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Um, did you like, yeah, just adopt that you're now. Portugay.

Portuguese like your part portugays now. Through a lot of abrigados, which we got. Yeah, I have that stupid fucking accent that I hate so much. I'll be honest with you. When I am hearing people speak Portuguese. Yeah. How many times do you almost say pork and cheese when you were drunk, by the way?

Pork and cheese. Yeah, that's what. Oh my God. That's American. Say like, oh, what are you doing? Oh, when they're speaking it stupid, pork and cheese. I've never heard that. But it sounds like a joke my dad would make. Yeah, I probably has.

Well, she pork and cheese. Yeah, all right. Relax. It's take it easy. Big guy. Um, my face is sweating. Yeah, it's hot. It's 97 degrees in New York. Yeah. Um, no, I, I, but I, when I was listening to people speak Portuguese, I was like, this sounds like Spanish in rewind. Yeah, I, you know, famously, I've told this story through high school. I dated a Brazilian girl. Yep. And Brazilians also speak Portuguese. Yeah. Uh, but Brazil, I learned Brazilians and the, and like, like, I don't want to say legit Portuguese.

But like, people from Portugal don't like each other. No, they are like, it's, it's like, you know, blood and crypts. Sure, I would say. Yeah, maybe they come together for good causes sometimes. Sometimes they tie their bandanas together and hold them up. Yeah, in solidarity.

And that makes me feel safe to be honest. I have to be honest with you. I see that. I get, I'm very happy. No matter what happens in this country, when the bloods and crypts tie their bandanas together, I'm like, we'll be fine. Listen, if you get both the bloods and the crypts together, mad at you.

Yeah, you fucked up. Yeah. Like, Russia. I don't know. What was that? I'll kind of, I don't think they were. No, not that they were going to fight them.

I think the bloods and the crypts were just like, yo, it's fucking out. Kind of shit is fucked up. I think, I think it was for like police brutality. That's a, yo, I'm an idiot. You are. Got that.

Guys, fuck it. I thought it was against the cops beat people. I get that. First of all, I know I forgot about that. You think about it quite often.

By the way, I have a story to tell you. Okay. So on the way back, because we went to Portugal, I went to

comporta, then I went to Lisbon, and then flew to, flew to Tuchibai. No, the Azores Islands. By the way, you completely forgot the story.

I was going to tell your turn. You were going to say why I hate the Portuguese language, but go on. Oh, yeah, honestly, do we care though?

No, I'll be very honest with you. Yeah, your story. Not only does it hold more weight because your name is on all this shit.

It's probably just a better story. No, but I want to get, I want to see if how you feel about this, because you're a courteous guy. I'd like to think so.

You're a courteous man. So I was on a plane coming home from the Azores. So this is like after the trip. I'm burnt out. The Azores, by the way, I don't know.

I don't know. It sounds like it's like a level in the Legend of Zelda. I'll tell you what? It looked like the Jurassic Park. Oh, okay.

It was beautiful there. No dinosaurs that you saw though. No, I wish. But there was so many opportunities for dinosaurs to rear their ugly heads.

Oh, well, there was fog and I'm like, just stand up. How bad do you wish you'd be just like looking and then you would just see like a fucking like

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