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The Basement Yard

#415 - The Worst Catfish Of All Time!

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This catfish is hilarious and heart breaking! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going, buddy?

0:09.9

I'm the guitar. I can see that. That's the guitar. That's not how you play it though, right? Besides

0:14.7

piano, any instruments you want to learn, guitar would be fun. Yeah, but like then you'd be like one

0:19.5

of those like typical like douchebag white guys just play like Wonder Wall and like free fallen.

0:25.4

Probably. What would be the difference between you and like John Mayer? Not not much.

0:29.5

Probably a whole a couple bucks. A couple bucks. A couple bucks. I would say that big.

0:34.7

What? He's just, he's just John Mayer. He's that way. The song Daughters. What are the songs?

0:39.3

Frankie, I went to his concert at MSG. It was sold out.

0:42.9

Roll. That was 19,000 people. Okay. What does that mean? He did a whole weekend there and sold out

0:48.8

all the shows. It's got a couple bucks. I don't like his stupid face when he sings though.

1:00.4

Da-da-da-da. He sounds like Jennifer Coolidge. Kind of like that would be his mom.

1:07.8

She'd be like where's Hey John where's the dog? And he's like is he with my daughters?

1:15.3

I'm taking the dog. Yeah. I kind of want to like I was going to say in my downtime.

1:20.4

Learn piano. But I have no downtime right now. But I can have time though.

1:24.0

Fucking do I bitch Joey I can't oh my god

1:28.4

You do I can't wait until you have kids. I really don't you can make some time

1:31.8

I'm sure I can make time, but like right now my fucking I want to bash my head against wall because my daughter won't sleep

1:39.1

I know lots of people have kids and don't sleep

1:41.4

Oh, and they are picking up and learning piano at age 31

1:45.2

Fucking come on. You make some lessons. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Will you teach me? I

1:50.9

Don't I can't Joey in his apartment. I went for the first time a couple weeks ago

1:54.8

He has a keyboard which you spent money on that facing I had that for a year

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