Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We are excited to be here.

We ended up in Miami for the week, so we have a nice little studio here in Miami.

These people have let us use the studio, and we will put their information in the description of the episode.

If you were in Miami and you want to record a podcast, you should do it here.

Now, are you going to be in Miami? No.

You're not going to be here.

And you don't have a podcast.

And you don't have any money to pay them to rent the space

because the podcast you have doesn't earn any money

and none of that's my fault.

So what this is called is an empty gesture.

I'm saying a nice thing that has no bearing on your life.

It never will.

You'll never be here doing this. Doesn't matter. But I'm saying

it because it makes the people here feel good and it makes me feel good. It's nothing for me to say it.

It just means nothing. And it's just like the reactions that many of you are having to this election, they ultimately mean nothing.

They don't mean anything.

I appreciate that people are unhappy.

I understand that you're upset.

Do you need to post the suicide hotline?

Do you think that's appropriate? Do you think it is appropriate to take time away from people who are genuinely suicidal? There are people that have been

suicidal for months or years that utilize that service because they want to check out.

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