415 - Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Tim talks figures, Pizza Hut helping you find a job, a woman’s purse choice, Sydney Sweeney, the former Abercrombie CEO, Jimmy Carter outside and why Fresno kids have no shot.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
0:02.2	Drug overdoses are down nationally and officials are wondering what's working.
0:07.9	People cannot afford drugs.
0:10.0	It's actually terrible.
0:11.9	This is actually an indication of how terrible the economy is.
0:15.0	People cannot afford the quantities of drugs needed to overdose.
0:19.8	They have fallen.
0:23.6	Overdose deaths have fallen for six months straight. Turn me down a little bit. I'm in my, I'm a little loud in my headphones.
0:28.9	Okay, turn me up a little. Find a balance. Perfect. I'll tell you right now,
0:34.2	this is not a good indication of the economy. A good economy, people have
0:40.1	enough money to buy enough fentanyl to check out. If you are sitting there and you can barely
0:48.4	OD, if you can barely check out because you've got nothing.
0:55.7	Coast to coast, major U.S. cities are seeing measurable drops in drug overdose deaths.
1:02.4	Public health officials welcome the news despite an inability to fully explain the decrease.
1:09.0	Nobody has any money.
1:13.6	Drug overdose deaths fell 12.7%.
1:20.3	This is the largest recorded reduction in overdose death.
1:26.1	It's because people don't have any money.
1:29.1	They don't have any disposable income.
1:31.6	They're strapped.
1:32.9	They're shot.
1:34.6	They're fucked.
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