#4159 This Landing Is My Landing

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is back from Mexico, after scaring himself silly on the flight home. Plus, Luke is proud of Jimmy Kimmel for ignoring his advisors and going with an edgy joke at the Oscars last night.

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0:00.0	Hi Luke and Andrew it's Irene and I have a funny joke for you.
0:05.0	Okay, what is the radish's favorite food?
0:10.0	Beats me.
0:12.0	TVTL! Beats me. TBTL.
0:15.0	Comes a time in every young man's life when,
0:21.0	when...
0:22.0	I'm not really sure I'm not really sure what young men are doing nowadays
0:31.5	Let me know I am not going to talk about myself. I'm going to talk about you and if I talk about you
0:37.2	I think I'm going to talk about me. No definitely. Yeah. Literally, literally no.
0:44.2	Yeah, no, for sure, no, yeah, yeah.
0:48.2	I hate rats, rats, rats.
0:51.4	Let me tell you how scared I am a rat. The rats may be listening. I'm terrified of rats.
0:55.6	Have a good show, dummy, is what you do is so important. Be careful though. It's spicy.
1:00.8	All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TB,
1:07.8	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:11.6	I just want to hug this show and never let it go.
1:15.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:16.0	I am your host coming to you today from
1:19.0	Beautiful Burbank California, where, um, let's see... Burbank, California, where, let's see.
1:24.0	Burbank, who is he?
1:25.0	Got a lot of Burbank happening here.
1:27.0	Checking in to a hotel in Burbank, California,
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